Late one night, when I was just about to fall asleep, my sister came bounding in to my room, and showed me a piece of paper. On it were examples of quite hilarious writing. Thought I’d share them with you :)
1. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
2. Her vocabulary was as bad as like, whatever.
3. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.